Saturday, January 28, 2017

Tarnished Knight (London Steampunk #1.5) by Bec McMaster

Tarnished Knight (London Steampunk #1.5) by Bec McMaster
Paperback: 120 pages
Publisher: Bec McMaster; 1 edition (April 21, 2013)
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

This novella is only available as an eBook.

Like my review of Kiss of Steel I would say that there's no real steampunk in this story besides a brief mentions of the main character, Rip, having mechanical limb, but it doesn't run on steam as far as I know right now in the series.

I might try one more book in the series, to see if it does evolve into steampunk, but as it is right now it is just a romance series with the typical paranormal vampires and werewolves.




Currently watching: Labyrinth (30th Anniversary Edition) [Blu-ray]
I love this movie so much.

Currently reading: The Grand Tour(The Cecelia and Kate Novels Book 2) by by Patricia C. Wrede and, Caroline Stevermer
The letters continue! The ladies are writing in diaries.

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Saturday, January 21, 2017

Kiss of Steel (London Steampunk #1) by Bec McMaster

Kiss of Steel (London Steampunk #1) by Bec McMaster
Paperback: 448 pages
Publisher: Sourcebooks Casablanca (September 1, 2012)
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

This isn't a bad book, but there's very little steampunk in it. I think the most steampunk you get in this book is a brief introduction to a man with a replaced limb, which seems more like a prosthetic as I believe the limb doesn't run on steam. I do wish the differences between vampires and "blue bloods" was explained better.

I would have described this book as paranormal romance, maybe even historical romance, I would not have used the term steampunk to describe it. I might try some more of the series, but from the view point that I am reading a romance story, and not a steampunk story. Not that they need to be exclusive, it's just that at the end of book 1 I haven't seen anything that I would have deemed steampunk.




Currently watching: Robotech - Transformation (Vol. 2)
Jasmine and I are having fun watching this.

Currently reading: Sorcery & Cecelia: Or, The Enchanted Chocolate Pot (The Cecelia and Kate Novels Book 1) by by Patricia C. Wrede and, Caroline Stevermer
The first of a series of letter books. The characters write back forth to each other about what is happening to them.


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Friday, January 20, 2017

Splintered by A.G. Howard

Splintered Book One by A.G. Howard
Paperback: 400 pages
Publisher: Amulet Paperbacks (February 18, 2014)
Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

I don't even know where to start with this book. It was a hot mess. I really like the story of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass (And What Alice Found There) and it is very irritating when they get mixed together, glaring at you Tim Burton.

Alyssa Gardener's matriarchal family line goes back to Alice Liddell, the original traveler to Wonderland. Alyssa is trying to break the family curse that goes back to that Alice Liddell, and save her mother, who she calls Allison.

Then there's Jeb. What does she see in him? Sure he might have an attractive outward appearance, but he's horrible to Alyssa. And then there's Morpheus, supposedly less creepy option.

Really this book just needs a lot of help with how mental illness is treated, I figure that the author wanted to throw back to how people were treated in the Victorian ages, but we've moved on from then and there are laws now. You don't have to like a guy who treats you like crap, nor do you have to like a guy who's a creepy stalker.



Currently watching: Robotech - Transformation (Vol. 2)
Jasmine and I are having fun watching this.

Currently reading: If the Magic Fits (100 Dresses) by Susan Maupin Schmid
I'm really enjoying this book, I should have read it sooner!


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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Flunked by Jen Calonita

Flunked (Fairy Tale Reform School) by Jen Calonita
Paperback: 272 pages
Publisher: Sourcebooks Jabberwocky; Reprint edition (February 2, 2016)
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Flunked is the story of Gillian (Gilly) Cobbler, daughter of Hal and Eva Cobbler. Gillian is just trying to help her family survive after the family shoe business begins to fail when Cinderella takes over the production of glass slippers. But when she gets caught stealing again she's thrown into Fairy Tale Reform School, run by no other than Cinderella's Wicked Stepmother, Flora. Gilly's goal, escape as soon as possible. She still has younger siblings to steal for, in order to feed them.

As the story progresses Gilly makes a few friends while she still attempts to leave the school, and discovers a more sinister plot.


Currently watching:Monster Hunt: Mandarin with English Subtitles
This is a hilarious Chinese movie. I watched it with my 10 year-old daughter and she really enjoyed it too, she asked if there were more "episodes," and was disappointed that there was only the one movie.

Currently reading: If the Magic Fits (100 Dresses) by Susan Maupin Schmid
I'm really enjoying this book, I should have read it sooner!


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Sunday, January 15, 2017

Matched by Ally Condie

Matched by Ally Condie
Paperback: 416 pages
Publisher: Speak (2011)
Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

I have to admit I really didn't care for this book. I'm really starting to hate the trend of Dystopian books where people are separated for bizarre (i.e. dumb) reasons with no real explanations for the separations. (E.g. The Hunger Games, Divergent, Uglies, or Delirium.) Seriously, who in the future is going to think that love is a disease you need a vaccine against, or that you have live with only being self-less in your faction, but you can't be honest and self-less, because that'd mean your "Divergent."

So, I've read a few reviews where people compare (actually most say stolen) the book to Lowis Lowry's The Giver, but I have to honestly admit that I've never read that book, yet. To me the story was very much like George Orwell's 1984. The whole, wearing uniforms, having to like/love someone in secret, the taking the pills every day, and the curfews just screamed 1984 to me.

I think part of why it was hard for me to read this book was I had just finished Glass Sword by Victoria Aveyard, which has all the Young Adult Dystopian tropes, and so does Matched. Either way, I won't be reading the next book in the series, which is Crossed (Matched) if you do want to read it.

Currently watching:Elementary: Season 1
I really like that Lucy Liu's Joan Watson isn't seen as a love interest for Jonny Lee Miller's Sherlock Holmes. I think that it is great that Watson, after spending time with Holmes and learning from him, is shown as a competent detective in her own right.

Currently reading: The Seafront Tearoom by Vanessa Greene
Not something that I would normally read, since it isn't genre fiction! But we'll see how it goes. It does involve tea, lots of tea, and I do love tea.


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Friday, January 13, 2017

Glass Sword (Red Queen #2) by Victoria Aveyard

Glass Sword (Red Queen #2) by Victoria Aveyard
Paperback: 464 pages
Publisher: HarperTeen (February 9, 2016)
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

I read the first book to this series, Red Queen, at the end of last year. I enjoyed the book, but as a whole is doesn't stand out very much. My best description would be a cross between Hunger Games and the special child trope, which doesn't improve with this book. It seriously felt that I was rereading parts of Mockingjay, which I found unfortunate.
I might read King's Cage to finish the series, but right now I'm not interested in it, and I think it'll take some time to work myself up to reading it. Right now I am definitely not interested in Cruel Crown, the book with two novellas that go with the series, maybe after I make it through King's Cage.


Currently watching:iZombie: The Complete Second Season
This really is a really great show. It isn't completely gorey, and there are some cute scenes while solving murder mysteries.

Currently reading: Prodigy (Legend #2) by Marie Lu
My review for the first book should be coming up!


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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Kale to the Queen (A Kensington Palace Chef Mystery #1) by Nell Hampton

Kale to the Queen (A Kensington Palace Chef Mystery) by Nell Hampton
Paperback: 288 pages
Publisher: Crooked Lane Books (April 11, 2017)
Rating: 0 out of 5 stars

This was the first book of the year for me. I have decided for 2017 that I am going to try and read 100 New to Me Books, meaning I haven't read the books before. Which is honestly very hard for me. I have certain books that are comfort books in a way that I reread all the time, some even once a year.

To get started, I really do enjoy cozy mysteries, with their punny titles and niche subjects. One of my favorite cozy mystery series is The Tea Shop Mystery by Laura Childs. I mean, who doesn't enjoy tea, murder and Southern hospitality?

I say this because I have no idea how this book got published. The kindest thing I could say was this must be the author's first novel. It feels like very little effort or research was actually put into the book. I know I was reading an ARC (Advanced Reader Copy), but there were not just mistakes on who had said what at times, but things that wouldn't be said, or accepted from a British viewpoint at times. This review will contain spoilers, because I am compelled to point out what really irritates me about this book.

For example, the author has a lot of characters "correcting" the main character, Carrie Ann Cole, about how it isn't called the subway, it's the tube. London is a large international city, a lot of American television is imported to the U.K., trust me, they know what subway means to an American. Would the character be corrected? Sure, there might be a person or two to correct the chef, but not every single person she says subway to, not even in the palace. I think even more so, since the lines she is most likely to have been on would have been sub-surface lines, and not actually a tube line. Especially since the character of household manager, Mrs. Worth would know the distinction. My question would be why wasn't a car arranged to pick up Carrie Ann Cole from the airport? Obviously they were expecting her, since Mrs. Worth claims she's late. And how can you not be able to get a cab from any of London's airports? The book doesn't specify which one the main character lands at; Gatwick, Heathrow, or Stansted, being most likely, they are always busy, but they always have cabs, and in this day there's Uber which works in London.

And the author really should either take a class on tea, or do better research. While Carrie Ann is talking with Penelope "Penny" Nethercott, the personal secretary to the Duchess of Cambridge in this story, she makes tea. She uses tea leaves, she uses a tea ball, she uses a tea cozy, she never takes the tea ball out again, which would eventually make the tea bitter. She also uses cream. No one puts cream in their tea. After all the irritating correctness of subway vs. tube this really got my hackles up. There is a tea, called cream tea, but it has nothing to do with putting cream in one's tea. No one does this. I'm pretty sure if you asked any British person if they wanted cream in their tea they'd be disgusted, it'd be a politely disgusted, but still disgusted. One puts milk into tea, not cream. This mistake is repeated throughout the story. The author also has the stereotype of everyone boiling a kettle on the stove/hob, no one does that. It takes longer and wastes gas, an electric kettle is much more efficient.

I think I find this book especially offense because I am British-American, and the author throws all the typical American tropes into the story, without getting any of the British ones right. I would tell the author, Ms. Hampton, that if she was to write another book in the series, she needs to actually visit the places she is writing about first. Go to London, go to Kensinton Palace, she doesn't need to take a behind-the-scenes tour of the palace's kitchen, but look at the actual expanse of the palace grounds and realize there is no way a chef could get through the palace and across the grounds and find a corner shop, or grocery store, or supermarket, and be back in ten minutes. It isn't happening. Even doing some research on Google Maps could have helped with that. The idea that Carrie Ann could have a separate washer and dryer, in her bathroom is ridiculous. Most machines in the UK are washer dryer combos, meaning one machine does both the washing and the drying. The dryer part a condenser dryer, done with heated water going around the outside of the tumbler. It takes a long time for anything to dry, and is very frustrating in my opinion if you are used to a tumble dryer that uses heated air, like they do in the States. Which is probably why so many people just hang their clothes out to dry, even if it's raining, because it'll probably be quicker, especially if you have other clothes you want to wash.

Besides terminology abuse the author misplaces characters, e.g. Michael Haregrove's Mother is mentioned in Chapter 3 as living alone in a nursing home, which is actually called a care home with nursing in the U.K., but later in Chapter 7 his Mother and Father are retired and living in the countryside with his grandparents, it also mentions that he has a brother and three sisters. Now, they could be living in a nursing home in the countryside but I doubt they are living in a nursing home in the countryside with his grandparents. Then in Chapter 10 Carrie Ann Cole is surprised to meet Rosemary, Michael Haregrove's sister, because, "I didn't know he had family other than his mother." Perhaps the author originally intended to have Mr. Haregrove only have a mother, but found that she needed the sister character for her story, but then she left drips and drabs of family for Mr. Haregrove all over the story, and never tidied up her lose ends. They are things I would have expected her editor to catch. Rosemary has arrived in London to "look after Mum." Why? She's either in a nursing home, according to Chapter 3, or living in the countryside, according to Chapter 7. Just to make it even more confusing later in Chapter 11 Carrie Ann asks Michael if he has lived here long, "My parents bought it in the fifties," he said. Mum loved the wall paper in the hall. Ever since she went into the nursing home three years ago, I can't bring myself to take it down." So Carrie Ann asks if his father sill lives in the house, but she should know he's in the countryside from Chapter 7, and Michael says, "No, he lives out in the country now with his new wife." Now, the new wife could be the one that Michael references in Chapter 7 as his Mum, but Carrie Ann wouldn't know that, and as a reader the audience couldn't know that either. It confuses the issue of exactly where is Michael's Mother.

There are other times when Michael Haregrove and Frank Deems are called by each others names.

Honestly, if I hadn't gotten the book from NetGalley I would have quit reading this story in the first few chapters. Even for an ARC there were far too many mistakes that it made the story unenjoyable.



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This really is a clever show.

Currently reading: Prodigy (Legend #2) by Marie Lu
My review for the first book should be coming up!


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